refactor: remove obsolete or private functions

Remove several functions that are either no longer relevant or belong in
.user-dots as local/machine-specific functions.

functions/get-color.fish

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-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function get-color --wraps='/home/rootiest/scripts/hex2rgb.sh "$(wl-colorpicker-plasma)"' --description 'alias get-color=/home/rootiest/scripts/hex2rgb.sh "$(wl-colorpicker-plasma)"'
-  /home/rootiest/scripts/hex2rgb.sh "$(wl-colorpicker-plasma)" $argv
-        
-end

functions/monitors.fish

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function monitors
-    # 0. Capture the ID of the pane we are starting in (Top-Left)
-    set local_id $KITTY_WINDOW_ID
-    
-    # Define remote commands
-    set racknerd_cmd "ssh -t racknerd btop"
-    set server_cmd "ssh -t rootiest-server btop"
-    set mini_cmd "ssh -t racknerd-mini btop"
-
-    # 1. Split vertically from Top-Left to create Top-Right (RackNerd)
-    set rack_id (kitty @ launch --location=vsplit --cwd=current sh -c "$racknerd_cmd")
-
-    # 2. Return focus to Top-Left and split horizontally to create Bottom-Left (Server)
-    kitty @ focus-window --match "id:$local_id"
-    set server_id (kitty @ launch --location=hsplit --cwd=current sh -c "$server_cmd")
-
-    # 3. Focus Top-Right (RackNerd) and split horizontally to create Bottom-Right (Mini)
-    kitty @ focus-window --match "id:$rack_id"
-    set mini_id (kitty @ launch --location=hsplit --cwd=current sh -c "$mini_cmd")
-
-    # 4. Final focus back to the Top-Left to launch local btop
-    kitty @ focus-window --match "id:$local_id"
-    
-    # Run local btop
-    btop
-end

functions/nlazyup.fish

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function nlazyup --wraps='nvim --headless "+Lazy! sync" +qa' --description 'alias nlazyup=nvim --headless "+Lazy! sync" +qa'
-  nvim --headless "+Lazy! sync" +qa $argv
-        
-end

functions/nnotes.fish

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function nnotes --wraps='cd~/vaults/Rootiest Notes/;nvim' --wraps='cd ~/vaults/Rootiest Notes/;nvim' --wraps='cd ~/vaults/Rootiest\\ Notes/;nvim' --description 'alias nnotes=cd ~/vaults/Rootiest\\ Notes/;nvim'
-  cd ~/vaults/Rootiest\ Notes/;nvim $argv
-        
-end

functions/nvimup.fish

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function nvimup --wraps='nvim "+UpdateNeovim"' --wraps='NVIMUPDATER_HEADLESS=1 nvim "+UpdateNeovim"' --description 'alias nvimup=NVIMUPDATER_HEADLESS=1 nvim "+UpdateNeovim"'
-  NVIMUPDATER_HEADLESS=1 nvim "+UpdateNeovim" $argv
-        
-end

functions/tailart.fish

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright (C) 2026 Rootiest
-# SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
-
-function tailart --wraps='tailscale file get ~/Pictures/Art/' --description 'alias tailart=tailscale file get ~/Pictures/Art/'
-    tailscale file get ~/Pictures/Art/ $argv
-end